It's like Christmas, but with cancer

I have been receiving a lot of things in the mail lately. Most of it consists of cards and gifts and "surprises" from my friends and family. My grandma sent me some body lotions to keep my skin moist, and one of my uncles sent me a card with an embarrassing amount of confetti in it (but oh, how much it excited me!).

This weekend I received something pretty special, though. It's a hat, but not just any hat - it's a hat with cuss words! It's perfect for me because it combines vulgar language and optimism. In fact, I think it perfectly describes my thoughts on the whole "cancer" issue. And what makes it most exciting is that it was sent to me with no return address, so I have no idea who it is from! (IT'S LIKE SECRET SANTA!)

So whoever sent me this gift, thank you. Thank you so f&^%#ng much!